Oi've Given me Pint
posted by Jack at 20:37
You moight rememeber dat de other lads did de blood donin' a little whoile back. Oi couldn't be doin' it den as I was takin' the antibiotics. An' we had our photo taken for de papers, and Oi was in dat, despoit not havin' given me blood. Let me tell you, dat caused a few comments loike. 'Course, as well it not bein' fair dat Oi got me picture taken whitout givin' me blood, de others kept on about how difficult it was an' how brave dey were. Well let me tell you know, det were talkin' total rubbish.
How do I know dis? Today Oi gave me pinta, an' it's a doddle, an' you get a treat afterwards. You get your check up loike goin' to de doctor, get your neck shaved and washed whit some cold stuff - dat's de worst bit, den you loie down for a few minutes whit a ting in your neck, followed by a noice treat, an' dat's it. If de others really tink dat's bein' brave dey are bigger whimps dan Oi taught - moind you, I tink dey were just woindin' me up loike.
Now de other ting dey said is dat dey felt chuffed havin' done it; and dat Oi'll be goin' along whit - knowin' dat your blood is goin' to be helpin' someone else does make feel loike you've been doin' somethin' worthwhoile.
So if you want to be feelin' good about yourself for loiying down for five minutes den havin' a treat - get along to one of dese blood donin' sessions.
An' de pic was published in de papers today so it was, in de Melton Times, along whit some blurb about de Pet Blood Bank. Here's de article - click on it to see a bigger version:
Now, I have to be agreein' whit Kai about de names. Much as we loike Aunty Claire, Uncle Gary, and our dad, it wasn't dem what did the business. So de names of de important people are - from left to roight: Lucy, Hooch, Jack, Troy, Kai, and Monty.
How do I know dis? Today Oi gave me pinta, an' it's a doddle, an' you get a treat afterwards. You get your check up loike goin' to de doctor, get your neck shaved and washed whit some cold stuff - dat's de worst bit, den you loie down for a few minutes whit a ting in your neck, followed by a noice treat, an' dat's it. If de others really tink dat's bein' brave dey are bigger whimps dan Oi taught - moind you, I tink dey were just woindin' me up loike.
Now de other ting dey said is dat dey felt chuffed havin' done it; and dat Oi'll be goin' along whit - knowin' dat your blood is goin' to be helpin' someone else does make feel loike you've been doin' somethin' worthwhoile.
So if you want to be feelin' good about yourself for loiying down for five minutes den havin' a treat - get along to one of dese blood donin' sessions.
An' de pic was published in de papers today so it was, in de Melton Times, along whit some blurb about de Pet Blood Bank. Here's de article - click on it to see a bigger version:
Now, I have to be agreein' whit Kai about de names. Much as we loike Aunty Claire, Uncle Gary, and our dad, it wasn't dem what did the business. So de names of de important people are - from left to roight: Lucy, Hooch, Jack, Troy, Kai, and Monty.
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