Mack the Knife
posted by Mack at 23:28
Mack the Knoife, that'll be yours truely. I also get called "Maccy D" after some human food.
Oi've been 'ere just about a month now loike, and Oi think Oi've just about got it sorted. Oi admit Oi like being the centre of attention, a good lookin' guy like me; why not? If yeow got it, flaunt it Oi say.
Me
Oi've got to thank Grrandma Squiggs for loookin' after me start with loike, and I think I owe 'er an' Grace an apology - for takin' them into the hedge. Oi didn't really mean to take them, Oi was just after the cat; didn't geddit though.
Me
It's good 'ere though; we 'ave quite a laugh really. Weren't always loike that though. Couple of weeks back Oi had a go at Troy for standin' in me way loike. That weren't my smartest move ever. Before Oi knew what was 'appnin' Oi was bein' given verbal loike you wouldn't believe by the human that lives 'ere. It came down to a straight choice - don't touch any of the others or go back to kennels. Well, put loike that there weren't much of a choice really was there?
Tell you what though, Oi never had 'im down as the main man; Oi know different now. Turns out that he's not only the chef and chauffeur, he looks out for all the pack. An' though Oi got what for the other week, Oi know he'd do the same for me. Never thought these human types did that, you could almost think they're clever enough to get a cohesive society together that works for the good of everyone in it - then I think back to some of the lower forms of their species Oi've known an' realise they don't stand a chance.
Anyway, me Troy are OK - in fact we're good friends now.
Me
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Oi've been 'ere just about a month now loike, and Oi think Oi've just about got it sorted. Oi admit Oi like being the centre of attention, a good lookin' guy like me; why not? If yeow got it, flaunt it Oi say.
Me
Oi've got to thank Grrandma Squiggs for loookin' after me start with loike, and I think I owe 'er an' Grace an apology - for takin' them into the hedge. Oi didn't really mean to take them, Oi was just after the cat; didn't geddit though.
Me
It's good 'ere though; we 'ave quite a laugh really. Weren't always loike that though. Couple of weeks back Oi had a go at Troy for standin' in me way loike. That weren't my smartest move ever. Before Oi knew what was 'appnin' Oi was bein' given verbal loike you wouldn't believe by the human that lives 'ere. It came down to a straight choice - don't touch any of the others or go back to kennels. Well, put loike that there weren't much of a choice really was there?
Tell you what though, Oi never had 'im down as the main man; Oi know different now. Turns out that he's not only the chef and chauffeur, he looks out for all the pack. An' though Oi got what for the other week, Oi know he'd do the same for me. Never thought these human types did that, you could almost think they're clever enough to get a cohesive society together that works for the good of everyone in it - then I think back to some of the lower forms of their species Oi've known an' realise they don't stand a chance.
Anyway, me Troy are OK - in fact we're good friends now.
Me
So am Oi having a good time as a Beastly Beast? Click the play button to foind out.
If you cant see the gizmo above, click here instead
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